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July 9, 2005
Sunnyvale Lumber
44580 Old Warm Springs Blvd
Hey Sunnyvale!
Well, me an Jethro, we likes to esperiment with new things ‘n’ such, an’ yesserday we came up with a reeeeal good esperiment. We wants ta know what it’s like ta be hit on the head with one o’ them 2 by 4s. With you bein’ a lumberyard, an’ all, an’ us bein’ in need of some quali-tay lumber, I reckon you could help us out a little. Ya see, we’s been esperimentin’ with all sorts o’ thangs since we was both childs. Yup, me an’ Jethro. One time, Jethro ups and decides to see how far he can swim down that there creek. Well, turns out Jethro came pretty durn near ta death ‘cuz he almos’ drowned in that creek I just was talkin’ ‘bout. I said Jethro, ya durn near died down thare! Then I hits him on the head with one o’ them, whatchacallits, a rock. E’er since that day we’s been hittin’ each other on the head with stuff. An’ we’s never got hit by a 2 by fore! So’s we’s gon’ need one. How much do it cost for one o’ them too by 4s? I gots some money I’s been savin’ up for Grandmamma Ethel ta have a nice new bonnet ‘n’ such, but we’s really in need o’ that there 2 buy 4. ‘Sides, that there bonnet can durn wait if it hafta. Anyway, lemme know ‘bout them too buy fores.
Sincirley,
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