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July 9, 2005
Anheuser-Busch, Inc.
Dear Anheuser-Busch:
I have recently come to the conclusion that Jesus does not condone your beer. Michelob Light, that is. Regular Michelob is O.K. It’s just Michelob Light that he doesn’t allow.
One day, he
came up to me and was like, “Kevin, I don’t condone this!” He was holding Michelob Light!!! At least I think it was Michelob Light. It may have just been something else. So please stop manufacturing Michelob Light. It is O.K. to keep making Regular Michelob beer.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson
P.S. It might have been Jesus. I was really drunk. |
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