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March 31, 2005
FastSigns
906 Route 73
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Dear FastSigns:
I need a sign. You are a sign business. We are a perfect match!!!
I have never used your company before for my signs, but I trust that you will do a good job. Last year my friend made a sign that said “LIVERWURST AND GOAT FESTIVAL 2004” with Bob’s Signs and I liked it very much. However, I have decided to use your company, as I was recommended to you by over two people.
The theme of this year’s festival is Hogs and Potato Chips. We will have hogs, and probably potato chips. You are welcome to come so long as you pay the admission fee of $3.71. Free admission to babies under 1 week of age! We give a 10% discount to seniors (90+). So come on down! We will have a live country-Western hip-hop band.
So anyway, I need a sign that says “HOG AND POTATO CHIP FESTIVAL 2005.” This sign needs to be 10 feet tall and 92 feet long. The words have to be red and italic. I think you can handle this. I have faith in you, my brother.
Please respond regarding my Hog and Potato Chip Festival sign. I need it by May 17th.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson
P.S. What’s the best thing to feed hogs? It’s probably not Ritz Bits, right? |
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