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March 31, 2005
Brink's Home Security Systems 8880 Esters Blvd. Irving, TX 75063
Dear Brink's:
Do you just alarm houses? Or what. Because I need to put an alarm on some cheese. It’s my neighbor’s. He wants me to watch it while he’s on vacation. This isn’t just any cheese. It’s an antique cheese, passed down for 1 generation. It’s really big and weighs like 120 pounds (lbs.) but I’m still afraid that someone will try and steal it at night when I’m sleeping. This is a very tasty cheese. Although I really don’t like cheese, so I wouldn’t know. Plus no one’s taken any bites so it’s just a guess. But if I did like cheese, and I knew what a good cheese looked like, this would probably be one.
So can you put an alarm on my cheese? I’m even willing to help your company out by putting one of those little signs in my garden. You are the best alarm company out there and I was recommended to you by many of my friends, and even three of my enemies. I’ll pay whatever you charge because this is a very important cheese that means a whole lot to my neighbor. He’ll be on vacation during the entire month of May.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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