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March 31, 2005
Colgate-Palmolive Company 300 Park Avenue New York, NY 10022
Dear Colgate,
I think you should come out with chicken toothpaste. I would use chicken toothpaste to brush my teeth. Several of my friends said that they too would use chicken toothpaste to brush my teeth.
These days you can’t go outside without seeing chicken this, chicken that. They even have chicken flavored dog treats. So I think that this toothpaste would be a revolutionary new flavor for your company. I think you are the best company out there that makes toothpaste, and I have been using your products since July 17, 1966. Everyone loves chicken! Why not rub it all over your enamel with those bristles o’ yours?
Maybe as a marketing thing you could like, make Chicken Toothpaste (or Cluckpaste) with Whitening Action! It could also fight tartar, whatever that is. “Disappointed with that Thanksgiving turkey dinner? Brush it off with Cluckpaste, the new chicken flavored toothpaste from Colgate!”
Please let me know when you start the production of CluckPaste™.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson
P.S. If I write a check for a negative amount of money, will I get paid? |
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Apparently if you suggest chicken
toothpaste to Colgate, this is what they send you.  |
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