December 9, 2005

Department of the Treasury

1500 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, D.C. 20220

Dear Economy,

All this inflation is giving me a headache! Last week I bought a bag of grapes. It cost me $4.23 with tax. I bought the same exact product this week and it was eighty dollars. Why are you doing this to us? We only have so much money!

I know what you’re saying, Economy. “Prices are rising to meet the increasing salary of the average American.” This is your explanation of inflation. Well the economy is like a balloon; it will only hold so much air. If you keep inflating it, one day it will pop (theoretically) and make the dog wet on the carpet. Someone needs to create a PIN OF JUSTICE! that can stab the economy and let the air out before it is too late!

By the way, with all these ideas about money floating around in my head, I decided to come up with a new logo that you should implement immediately.

As you are no doubt aware, this is your current logo:

Here is the new logo I have created for your use. If you are nice to me, I will not attempt to collect royalties. But remember, if you keep inflating, I’m going to need a nickel every time someone thinks about this logo. Let me know what you think, you crazy economy you.

Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson

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