August 30, 2005

 

Pentel, Inc.

“The Pentelligent Choice”

1100 Arthur Avenue

Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

 

Dear Pentel,

 

 

I am an artist by nature. I draw youngsters in toboggans. That’s all I draw. Nothing else. Only youngsters in toboggans. If it’s youngsters in toboggans you’re looking for, turn to me! Otherwise go away. You may recognize my more famous drawings, such as “Youngsters in Toboggans #4” and “Youngsters in Toboggans #33.” (If you are looking for someone to draw kids in sleds, his name is Manfred and he lives in Iowa.)

 

Anyway, before I go out and spend the money on a Pentel pen, I was wondering if you could tell me whether these pens are capable of drawing youngsters in toboggans, or whether they can only write words. I don’t like spending money on things I don’t know much about, but if you tell me about your pens I will spend 600 dollars on them. And by dollars, I mean pennies.

 

So anyway, please just tell me if your pens can be used to draw youngsters in toboggans. (I am NOT interested in learning whether they can be used to draw children in sleighs.)

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Kevin Dickinson

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