July 9, 2005

Procter & Gamble

Attn: Pert Plus

1 Procter & Gamble Plaza
Cincinnati, OH 45202

Dear Pert Plus Shampoo:

I would like to share my dilemma with you. I am always hungry in the shower. I have tried taking cookies in there, but they get soggy and I don’t want to eat soggy cookies. Soup is no good either. It gets too watered down! And DON’T try to eat London broil in there.

You should come out with edible shampoo. The way it would work is, you could either choose to wash your hair, or eat some! It would taste like macadamia nuts. However, when you wash your hair with it, it smells like pickled peaches. I really think that this is a good idea, and you are the leading manufacturer of leading shampoos who is currently the leader of the market of leading shampoo manufacturers.

We could call this edible shampoo “Edipoo” (named after Thomas Edison, the inventor of the electric shock). I tried eating your current flavor (Pert Plus Shampoo with Medium Conditioner). What kind of flavor is this? It tastes like a Norwegian belch cracker.

Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson

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