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July 9, 2005
Mr. Jean-Claude Juncker
Prime Minister of
Luxembourg
Dear Luxembourg:
My name is Kevin Dickinson and I represent the International Flag Committee. What we do is, we take flags that are not that interesting and we spice them up a little. Your country has been selected to receive this month’s Flag Upgrade!!!
What this means is that we will be changing your flag within the next month or so, and the new designs will be distributed to citizens and politicians alike, all over Luxembourg! We have taken your flag and added some “spice” to it. We laid it out, then sprinkled some paprika and some oregano on it. But that didn’t do much. So we changed the design. We hope you like it, because we don’t come back to a country for a minimum of 200 years!! Here is the proposed design:
The stars represent the number of potatoes I had last time I was in Luxembourg (fifty), and the stripes represent some cool-looking stripes. (Some would say that the red symbolizes the Luxembourg Chicken and the white stands for the famous Luxembourgian Ham Cookie) Again, please be vigilant as your flags will change overnight. (The exact date is a secret)
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson President International Flag Committee
P.S. Luxembourg is better than Monaco and Andorra combined! |
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