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August 29, 2005
Kellogg’s, Inc.
One Kellogg Square
Dear Kellogg’s,
I am a dumb consumer and I do as I am told. I buy the things I am told to buy. I am aware of your Froot Loops™ commercials. Sometimes you can catch me on the street saying things like, “Kotex Fits. Period.” Or maybe I’ll be singing “Cotton, the fabric of our lives!” In any case, all these years now, I have been following my nose. Now I am severely cross-eyed and all I can see is my nose. Please tell me what to do!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson
P.S. Toucans don’t even have noses. |
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