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March 31, 2005
Five
Happiness Chinese Restaurant Jackson, MS 39204
Dear Five Happiness:
Two days ago I ate at your fine restaurant. Let me just say this: yum! I had the best food ever. Better than tacos, even! I ordered dessert (I had the Rumplestiltskin Pie) and it was delicious! The waiter brought me a fortune cookie. I opened it up, and found the strangest fortune! “You will die early.” What kind of fortune is this? Aren’t fortune cookies designed to enlighten the people who eat them? I was so disappointed by this experience that I did not eat the fortune cookie. It makes me sad to know that such a wonderful restaurant would allow such a terrible fortune in its cookies! I’m guessing that the guy responsible for this was tired of writing things like “You are earnest and dependable” so he waited until his boss wasn’t looking and typed something evil. I think this is what happened. Please let me know! I love your restaurant! The cookie was frightening!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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