July 9, 2005

 

Subway Corporation

325 Bic Drive
Milford, CT 06460

 

Dear Subway:

 

 

I have come up with a new sandwich! I think you should make it in your stores! Or are they restaurants!

 

This is the “gravel sub.” Although you may not find gravel to be edible, it is not real gravel. It is hard, frozen chunks of gray beef-type material that looks exactly like gravel but isn’t. The Gravel Sub features the meat previously described (use whatever’s left over!), lettuce, tomatoes, onions, 1 pickle, ketchup, relish, and Nerds.

 

This would be the ultimate sandwich?

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Kevin Dickinson

Another bland, generalized letter... (it's funny, though, how they stated that they shared this idea with their marketing department.)

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