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July 9, 2005
Pfizer Inc
Dear Pfizer:
Listen. I have one of those hairless cats, and it’s really starting to freak me out. I mean, it’s bald, but it’s not at the same time. It sits there all day and stares at me. I feed this cat Spam and lemonade (sometimes I give it potatoes and ice).
Do you make Rogaine For Cats? I would like to order some, so that this hairless cat doesn’t freak me out anymore. I mean, have you ever seen one of those things? They freak me out. On its birthday I usually give it fondue and Ovaltine. My cat’s name is Yolanda. It is a male cat.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson
P.S. I like to pronounce your P. |
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A typical corporate response equating to,
"Here's some coupons, now shut the hell up and never bother us
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