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July 9, 2005
The Home Depot
2455 Paces Ferry Rd.,
Northwest
Dear Home Depot:
I am building a Moatel. This is a motel, only it is in a moat. (You get to your room by submarine) This Moatel features a beautifully designed stone façade and rooms made of Lego for the kids! It’s a family resort. (We even have the Lego Pillow)
Anyway, I am going to need several Icarus hammers in order to complete my project. I started building that massive statue of Janet Reno we’re going to have out in front, but I realized that I could not finish it without an Icarus hammer. And then I thought, well, I don’t have any Icarus hammers at home, so I might as well get more than one.
I’m going to need like three of them. How much do they cost? To whom do I write the check? What’s the name of that cartoon Home Depot guy.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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