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March 31, 2005
IHOP
Corp.
Dear IHOP:
I would like to take advantage of your new mail-order pancake service. I saw a billboard for this on my way home from a terrible Mongolian restaurant. I thought I might just give it a try! I didn’t know you did this until I saw the billboard.
Please send me three chocolate chip pancakes. DO NOT send the butter already on the pancakes. I give the butter to my fish. I do not like butter. I tried feeding my fish I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter one time but they wanted real butter. One of them died. (Do you pour syrup into the box before shipping it?)
So anyway, please send me those scrumptious pancakes to the above address as soon as possible. To whom do I make out the check, and where do I send it? Can I pay in pennies? I am glad that you take the time to find innovative and creative new ways to serve the public, unlike other, less prestigious pancake houses. You’re my favorite and I will always turn to you for new and exciting things!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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