July 9, 2005

 

Brenda Comfort, P.Dt.

Exp Consulting Limited

85 Red River Road

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

S7K 1G4

Canada

 

Dear Dr. Comfort:

 

Because I am clinically overweight, four months ago I devised a nutrition plan for myself that controlled, in specific percentages, the amounts of certain vitamins, minerals, carbohydrates, etc. that I ate each day.

 

My plan, which I call “The Really Good Nutrition Plan,” worked for about 3 and a half months, during which time I lost approximately 40 pounds. However, in the past month I have noticed an increase in my weight each week, a.k.a. I broke the scale. It seems that my percentile calculations, which were done solely in my head because I do not have access to a calculator, are completely wrong. Being a nutrition specialist, you should know best. The following are the amounts of each specific ingredient that I made sure to eat each day for 3½ months. Out of a 2,500 calorie diet, I ate the following:

 

30%: oat

20%: simple carbohydrates

12%: protein

10%: fiber

9%: iron

6%: oxygen

5%: complex carbohydrates

2%: kelp

2%: lead-based paint

2%: calcium/fat

1%: zinc

1%: jelly beans

 

Could you please help? I heard that you are the best at what you do, so I believe you can help me. I am willing to pay whatever you charge normally, as I realize that being obese only leads to a shorter future. I hope you will reply to this letter at your convenience.

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Kevin Dickinson

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