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July 9, 2005
Brenda Comfort, P.Dt.
Exp Consulting Limited
85 Red River Road
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
S7K 1G4
Canada
Dear Dr. Comfort:
Because I am
clinically overweight, four months ago I devised a nutrition plan for myself
that controlled, in specific percentages, the amounts of certain vitamins,
minerals, carbohydrates, etc. that I ate each day.
My plan, which I call
“The Really Good Nutrition Plan,” worked for about 3 and a half months, during
which time I lost approximately 40 pounds. However, in the past month I have
noticed an increase in my weight each week, a.k.a. I broke the scale. It seems
that my percentile calculations, which were done solely in my head because I do
not have access to a calculator, are completely wrong. Being a nutrition
specialist, you should know best. The following are the amounts of each specific
ingredient that I made sure to eat each day for 3½ months. Out of a 2,500
calorie diet, I ate the following:
30%: oat
20%: simple
carbohydrates
12%: protein
10%: fiber
9%: iron
6%: oxygen
5%: complex
carbohydrates
2%: kelp
2%: lead-based paint
2%: calcium/fat
1%: zinc
1%: jelly beans
Could you please help?
I heard that you are the best at what you do, so I believe you can help me. I am
willing to pay whatever you charge normally, as I realize that being obese only
leads to a shorter future. I hope you will reply to this letter at your
convenience.
Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson |