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July 9, 2005
Johnson & Johnson
1 Johnson &
Johnson Plaza
Dear Johnson & Johnson:
I was swishing your tangy flavored liquid (Act Mouthwash) around in my food orifice last night when I thought of the most ingenious idea. Ready? Here it is: Egg Mouthwash!!!
Everyone loves eggs! And mouthwash is underrated! It leaves your mouth feeling clean and refreshed, while at the same time killing disease-causing germs. But you know that silly! You’re the mouthwash company and I am the dumb consumer.
Anyway, I think you (Johnson & Johnson) should manufacture EggWash because you are the best mouthwash company out there. I use your mouthwash 8 times a day! I swallowed it one time, because I saw that it had alcohol in it, but it didn’t do anything for me.
Furthermore, when that jolly old season rolls around – you know which one – (flag day) you could have Eggnog Mouthwash! And Scrambled EggWash for the kids! It’s loads of flavorful, wholesome germ-annihilating fun!!!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson Inventor, EggWash |
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Another "We don't accept unsolicited
ideas" letter. |
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