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July 9, 2005
BIC
14 rue Jeanne
d'Asnières France
Dear Bic:
I recently decided to cover my entire body in tattoos. I didn’t have the money to get real ones, plus I hate needles, so I used your fine pens. I have a tattoo of a Care Bear on my left arm, and Satan on my right. I’ll send you a picture. My friend drew them. There’s a picture of a candy bar on my tongue (it doesn’t REALLY taste like a candy bar, though). All over my body I have tattoos. I have one of a stapler on my lower back! It represents that I like staplers on my lower back.
Now the ink is beginning to be absorbed into my bloodstream, and I am feeling dizzy and have a massive headache. Please tell me what to do! Mr. Wilson (from Dennis the Menace) is on my ankle.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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