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August 29, 2005
Sutton L. Graham, II M.D. 615 Halton Road, Suite 100 Greenville, SC 29607-3403
Dear Doctor Graham (the second one),
I would like to get plastic surgery. I have heard you are among the best in the world. I went on your website and I saw that your surgical facility obtains its accreditation from the American Association for Accreditation of Ambulatory Surgical Facilities, or AAAASF. I am impressed. Never before have I had plastic surgery in an AAAASF-facility. Of course, I don’t know what this means, but that’s not the point. The point is, it sounds impressive.
People have often told me that my eyebrows are like thick bushes, rich with the fruits of an early spring harvest. Whenever I look in the mirror, I don’t see anything because my eyebrows are in the way. In fact, the last time I saw something was back in 1942 when I had eyebrows that were thin and slender as if they were grown with the patience and precision it takes to raise an orange in a hot Floridian summer.
I want an eyebrowplasty. How much do you charge? If so, do you charge extra for sprinkles? Blue sprinkles taste better when slowly enjoyed as if they were the last savory bite of a morsel too good for mankind left on the one planet we were destined to live and die on. Do you like rainbow or chocolate?
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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