August 31, 2005

Vicente Fox Quesada

Presidente de la República

Residencia Oficial de los Pinos

Casa Miguel Alemán

Col. San Miguel Chapultepec, C.P. 11850

Distrito Federal

México

Dear President Quesada,

It is with great honor that I am writing this letter to you! You have been my idol for over 5 weeks now. I have a shrine set up in my room dedicated to you. There is a giant ceramic fox in the center. It is blue. A blue fox! Imagine that.

Listen. I would like to know your thoughts on chubby bunnies. I think they’re kind of cute. But they are starting to overrun the world (specifically the Mexico part of the world). They have become a major problem for rutabaga farmers all over the country. Those rutabagas must be grown! It is our only hope!

Since you’re the Presidente, I thought you could do something about it. You have all this power, yet you choose to waste it on political stuff no one understands. Why not give back to the community by solving the chubby bunny problem? These bunnies are CHUB-BY! You should have seen the one I saw the other day. It must have eaten Oprah or something.

Anyway, please get back to me regarding this crisis. If no one powerful does anything about it, the world will soon be run by little, cute, furry, chubby bunnies.

Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson

Concerned U.S. Citizen

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