July 9, 2005

Eastman Kodak Company

Attn: Corporate Information

343 State Street

Rochester, NY 14650

Dear Eastman Kodak Company:

I had a very strange experience that I would like to share with you in order to gain insight into my situation. First of all, I would like to say that Kodak film is the best in the nation, and that I buy Kodak film all the time for those Kodak Moments™, but I can’t say it because Freddie won’t let me. (He is a communist) Anyway, here’s my problem. I took some pictures of my house the other day and brought them to the local one-hour lab for development. Process C-41, please!!! When they were returned to me, I noticed that in the background of many of the pictures there was a man with a gun appearing to be angry. I do not like angry men with guns; they awaken my primal fears. In the next few photos, he is actually shooting at innocent people on the street. Is this a sort of film that I bought by mistake? I think I meant to buy the regular 24-exposure color film. I don’t know why you manufacture the type of film that puts angry men with guns in the pictures. I am not asking you for a refund, just letting you know that my experience with Kodak was unsatisfactory. My Kodak Moments™ were ruined by the half-crazed lunatic imprinted on my film. Please stop making film like this. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson

P.S.: Kodak, you gotta give Eastman some credit. He’s been sitting there all these years while you bask in fame and fortune. Please; let’s think equality here. (But not equality to the point of communism)

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