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July 9, 2005
Arkansas
Podiatric Medical Association
Dear Arkansas Podiatric Medical Association:
Some would say that I have two left feet. I would say that they are right.
I literally have two left feet – I can’t walk straight and I have to buy two pairs of shoes and throw out the right ones. I was wondering if this could be fixed.
I don’t want to simply walk straight, however. I want, in place of my “right” foot, an amphibious boat shoe. This would be a shoe that if you press a little button on it, it goes ‘poof’ and it turns into a small but buoyant amphibious boat. Also it would be able to move on land, otherwise it wouldn’t be amphibious.
How much would this cost? I have $8.12 that I have saved up over the past 6 days. I am willing to travel to your region because I have heard reports of you being the best podiatrist out there. I hope they have peanuts on the plane. Do you know if they still do? Have peanuts?
I hope to hear from you soon, because I believe we can fix my walking problem.
It’s really awkward at the beach, when people see that the big toe on my “right” foot is on the outside.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson
P.S. Do you know anyone who could cure Jell-O stains? (someone wants to know) It’s lime Jell-O. |
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