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July 9, 2005
Men's/Women's
Underwear & Casualwear
Dear Hanes:
Your socks are morbidly comfortable! I wear them to and fro.
Anyway, I’m writing to tell you about the Underwear Shrine I have in my room. I have dedicated my entire room to the Underwear of the Stars! I have all sorts of celebrity undergarments. From Houdini’s boxers to President Taft’s bra, I have it all! I’m really working on obtaining a pair of Bill Murray’s underwear for the “M” section, which is lacking in content at the moment. I was thinking, since I have amassed a great collection of celebrity underwear, that you, Hanes, would like to have it. Maybe you could put it in a museum. It would be an exhibit called “Hanes Presents the Wall of Celebrity Underwear.” You could buy a ticket for just $12.43 to see the Underwear Sanctuary! The centerpiece would of course be the Confucius Wifebeater. It’s from the past!
Anyway, please let me know if you want my celebrity underwear collection. I have Cat Stevens’ briefs and three pairs of Janet Reno’s boxers.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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