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August 30, 2005
Deer Park Natural Spring Water
Dear Deer Park Water,
This is an emergency! I think my water broke.
I was sipping a bottle of your fine water, and I dropped it due to condensation and it shattered! Even though it was plastic! And this is how my water broke!
This is a very painful situation. I really wanted to drink that water. But now I am giving birth. (to this letter)
Please tell me what to do about my water breaking. This is a matter of a plastic bottle of water, smashing into small bits.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson
P.S. It’s a girl! |
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