December 2, 2005

DS Waters of America, LP

Attn: Customer Service

4170 Tanners Creek Drive

Flowery Branch, GA 30542

Dear Sparkletts Water,

I am writing this letter to you today in the hope that you are willing to sponsor the 2,007^th annual water-boiling contest. Since the year 2 B.C. our contest has brought smiles to otherwise severely depressed faces. What happens is, people bring their own water, in a container that follows official WBC rules, and they boil away! It’s a blast for everyone! The winner gets soup. Egg soup! If you sponsor our contest you can have some egg soup.

Previously our contest was sponsored by another leading brand water, which I will not mention in this letter, but they exploded in a tragic “accident.” So I need a new sponsor.

The contest is set for December 30, so a prompt response would be appreciated, as there must be ample time for preparation. I apologize for writing to you with such short notice, but again, the “accident” involving our previous water sponsor. On the day before the contest, I will be setting my alarm to 11:11a.m. on the dot to make pies (as long as Led Zeppelin permits me to). The contest usually yields a wealth of high-profile guests… last year Macaulay Culkin and Gary Coleman showed up, among others (but not together).

Please let me know if you will sponsor us. We do NOT need you to provide water; contestants must bring their own, in a container previously described to you as having met the official WBC regulatory statutes. Thank you so much for sponsoring us! I look forward to a fun 2,007^th year.

Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson

Chairman

Water-Boiling Contest

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