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August 25, 2006
American Blimp Corporation 1900 25th Avenue Northeast Hillsboro, OR 97124
Dear American Blimp Corporation,
“Blimp” is a funny word. It’s one of my favorites. And it just so happens that I am in need of a blimp!
Do you remember 8-Tracks? I don’t. I found hundreds of these stupid things in my attic. I have no idea what to do with them! I just moved into this house and the previous owner must have forgotten them. I tried selling them on eBay, but I just lost money because people don’t want them anymore. So I have elected to disburse them from a blimp, high in the air, over select U.S. cities! This way people will be obliged to play them because they will think God sent them. They will be put to good use instead of being thrown away. Who can complain about archaic presents from the sky?!
I would like to rent one of your blimps for one week, anytime this year (maybe Christmas?). I will be flying it over New York, Los Angeles, and Drugs, Kansas. I feel this is the best way to dispose of my 8-Tracks.
Please let me know about your blimp rental rates. I received my Master’s Degree in Blimp Flying from Harvard University, so there is no doubt I will return it in mint condition. I await your reply.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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