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September 9, 2006
Destiny Row Records 1227 16th Avenue S Nashville, TN 37212
Dear D Double-R,
Hey there! Y’all wanna hear ma’ latest country song?? I don’t own no tape recorderer or nuttin’ so this’ll have-ta do. I’m hopin’ it’ll land me the #1 spot in them country charts. It’s called “An’ this is one o’ my GOOD days!” Y’all ‘ll know what it sounds like if ya sing it to the tune of “An’ this is one o’ my GOOD days!” (by me) Here it goes!
Weeeeellll, I been livin’ in my truck, tryin’a pay the rent But I realized I didn’t have a single cent So I moseyed to the store, what sold objects galore And I took me some money from the register drawer
So the landlord came by, an’ opened my hatch "The windshield’s broke, and you’s missin’ a latch” I had ta pay up but I lost ma’ loot So I punched his face, and shot him in his boot
While I was a-runnin’, I fell in the mud My dog Betsy died and my sister stepped in crud My truck broke down and my hair was ablaze An’ that was one o’ ma’ GOOD days!
Please consider this song, n’ such, fer puttin’ on one o’ them compact discuses fer people ta listen to. If you think it’s good enough, why don’t y’all send me one o’ those platinum awards or sumthin’.
rock n Roll’s stupid,
Kevin Dickinson Good Contry Singer |
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