September 28, 2006

 

eBay Inc.
2145 Hamilton Avenue

San Jose, California 95125

 

Dear eBay,

 

I would like to settle a dispute. I ordered an item on your site over seven months ago and it just arrived today. Specifically, I bought myself on eBay. First, I listed myself for $100,000. I was the highest (and only) bidder, so I sent myself to my own house in a giant cardboard box. But I procrastinated for about four months, and then when I finally mailed myself I got stuck in the mail for another three. Then when my item arrived it had severe mental disorders. This is unacceptable! I tried to contact the seller but he doesn’t get my e-mails (they keep getting sent back to me). I also received no payment for my item. I should have gotten the $100,000 I sold myself for, but the buyer never paid.

 

What can you do to rectify the situation? I am owed $100,000. Do you pay sellers whose buyers refuse to pay? Is there any legal recourse? I have tried contacting the buyer but his e-mails get sent back to me. Please help! I need this money!

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Kevin Dickinson

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