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September 28, 2006
eBay
Inc.
2145 Hamilton Avenue
San
Jose, California 95125
Dear
eBay,
I
would like to settle a dispute. I ordered an item on your site over
seven months ago and it just arrived today. Specifically, I bought
myself on eBay. First, I listed myself for $100,000. I was the highest
(and only) bidder, so I sent myself to my own house in a giant cardboard
box. But I procrastinated for about four months, and then when I finally
mailed myself I got stuck in the mail for another three. Then when my
item arrived it had severe mental disorders. This is unacceptable! I
tried to contact the seller but he doesn’t get my e-mails (they keep
getting sent back to me). I also received no payment for my item. I
should have gotten the $100,000 I sold myself for, but the buyer never
paid.
What
can you do to rectify the situation? I am owed $100,000. Do you pay
sellers whose buyers refuse to pay? Is there any legal recourse? I have
tried contacting the buyer but his e-mails get sent back to me. Please
help! I need this money!
Sincerely,

Kevin
Dickinson |