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December 5, 2006
Department of the Interior 1849 C Street, N.W. Washington, DC 20240
To Whom it May Concern,
Perhaps you can help me. I am currently trying to locate Jellystone National Park, because I wish to capture a very mischievous bear who goes by the name of Yogi. Maybe you have heard of this infamous pic-a-nic basket snatcher? Some say he is “smarter than the average bear.” He is usually seen sporting a green hat and a matching tie, and sometimes travels with an accomplice named Boo-Boo. I am disappointed in the National Park Service for its failure to send reinforcements to Jellystone, as Ranger John Francis Smith is always being pestered by this bear. Thus I will intervene and save future pic-a-nics from being raided. Please send me the address of this park A.S.A.P.!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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This is probably one of the best
responses I've ever received... especially since it's from the
government. It's hilarious! |
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