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August 7, 2006
Borders Books 4010 Dearborn Circle Mount Laurel, NJ 08054
Dear Borders,
I have been searching for what seems like an eternity through your thousands of aisles of books, in pursuit of a little book by the name of How to Avoid Taxes by Going to Other Countries. I desperately need this book! You don’t understand! My three friends shop at Borders all the time and they have all recommended this book to me. They are all named Garry (with 2 R’s). I call them “Garry Cubed” (they HATE that!!!)
I must share my story with you! It will help to explain why I need this book so badly. Exactly one year ago I filed bankruptcy. Then I found some money and cancelled it. But I lost that money and had to file bankruptcy again. This is NOT good for my credit score. My friend then gave me $5 to help me out, so I told the government I was no longer bankrupt. But lo and behold, I lost that money on a train. I once again filed bankruptcy. After learning this was not how it worked, I had already filed bankruptcy three times! I also owe over $1,996,000 to 17 companies and 6 governments. I tend to buy things with my credit cards and pay them back with 38+ payments. I own 69 credit cards, not including the hundreds and hundreds of gas station and retail store credit cards I have (for each of which I owe massive amounts of money). I need help! If I were in the army they would call me Major Debt.
That is why I want to read the book How to Avoid Taxes by Going to Other Countries. I don’t know who wrote it, but I’m sure you could find it. If it is more convenient to send it to me immediately, please do so! I will be paying by credit card.
Please write back! I must know where I can find this book! (If it helps at all, there is a foreword by… oh, I forget who.)
Severely in Debt,
Kevin Dickinson
P.S. I am interested in knowing if there is a Borders Books credit card! |
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