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September 28, 2006
Rubbermaid Inc. Home Products & Food Storage Divisions Attn: Customer Service 3320 W. Market Street Fairlawn, OH 44333-3306
Dear Rubbermaid,
I would like to compliment your company on producing such fine products! Last year some Italian mobsters moved into my neighborhood and sort of “took over,” house by house, until they had control. Well I guess it was my turn last week, and boy were they friendly! They only hit me with a baseball bat once, and kept their punching and kicking to a minimum. A+ Mobsters!
Suddenly I found myself bound and gagged in my own basement, tied to a chair. What nice people they were, to put me by the warm heater. I’ll tell you, my toes were nice and toasty! Then the mobsters came down and put me in a Rubbermaid storage container. Gosh, those containers are made so darn well! Even when I was inside, after I had managed to get the tape off my mouth, I couldn’t breathe! And when I tried to escape, that container was sealed tight. You can count on me storing my festive Christmas sweaters in Rubbermaid containers from now on! I’m giving them to all of my friends and family (Rubbermaid containers with my hand-knitted Christmas sweaters inside).
Luckily someone had called the cops and they came to rescue me. But not after I spent a while learning all about the neat benefits of Rubbermaid containers! They’re airtight, unbreakable, and roomy! A+ Rubbermaid! You guys do a super job making containers. And what variety you have! I will be recommending Rubbermaid products to everyone. Those mobsters sure had good hospitality… and great taste in storage containers!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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