August 10, 2006

 

Ernest Pharmacy

54 Barrydale Crescent

North York, ON M3B 3E2

Canada

 

Dear Ernest Pharmacy,

 

My grandmother’s sister Yolanda Heminsworth lives in North York and is having trouble locating a suitable pharmacy that will fill her prescriptions. She currently takes Moxyroxyhepatabutol™, Hypoglymicerin™, Octo-tri-delatofed™ 125, Ranitificalium Phosphorescent HCl™, and Tylenol™. She has tried several different pharmacies, including the Pharmasave Health First Store on Harrison Garden Blvd. and the Geriatrix Pharmacy on The Links Road. She is 99 years old, but at Pharmasave the 20-year-old pharmacy technician kept trying to ask her out on a date. So she tried a different pharmacy, but this was no good. The manager at Geriatrix followed her around everywhere she went because she has an oversized purse and this led him to believe she was a thief. He would follow her at 3 feet, looking at her with binoculars, and when she turned around he would whistle and look away or hide behind a toothpaste display.

 

I am hoping you good folks at Ernest Pharmacy can help out my grandmother’s sister. We are not looking for “above and beyond” service (although that would be nice); just friendly people who will give her powerful drugs. She is way too old to be wasting her last years being hassled by strange people at drug stores. She wants to get her prescriptions filled quickly so that she can enjoy the finer side of life (she plays hockey in her spare time).

 

Is it possible to transfer her prescriptions from another pharmacy to your store? Please let me know, as I am her insurance policy holder (this is NOT because she is an old lady with a MEGA life insurance policy).

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Kevin Dickinson

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