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August 10, 2006
Ernest Pharmacy
54 Barrydale Crescent
North York,
ON M3B 3E2
Canada
Dear
Ernest Pharmacy,
My
grandmother’s sister Yolanda Heminsworth lives in
North York
and is having trouble locating a suitable pharmacy that will fill her
prescriptions. She currently takes Moxyroxyhepatabutol™, Hypoglymicerin™,
Octo-tri-delatofed™ 125, Ranitificalium Phosphorescent HCl™, and
Tylenol™. She has tried several different pharmacies, including the
Pharmasave Health First Store on Harrison Garden Blvd. and the Geriatrix
Pharmacy on The Links Road. She is 99 years old, but at Pharmasave the
20-year-old pharmacy technician kept trying to ask her out on a date. So
she tried a different pharmacy, but this was no good. The manager at
Geriatrix followed her around everywhere she went because she has an
oversized purse and this led him to believe she was a thief. He would
follow her at 3 feet, looking at her with binoculars, and when she
turned around he would whistle and look away or hide behind a toothpaste
display.
I am
hoping you good folks at Ernest Pharmacy can help out my grandmother’s
sister. We are not looking for “above and beyond” service (although that
would be nice); just friendly people who will give her powerful drugs.
She is way too old to be wasting her last years being hassled by strange
people at drug stores. She wants to get her prescriptions filled quickly
so that she can enjoy the finer side of life (she plays hockey in her
spare time).
Is it
possible to transfer her prescriptions from another pharmacy to your
store? Please let me know, as I am her insurance policy holder (this is
NOT because she is an old lady with a MEGA life insurance policy).
Sincerely,

Kevin
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