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August 10, 2006
The Republic of Tea ATTN: Minister of Leaves P.O. Box 1589 Novato, CA 94948-1589
Dear Minister of Leaves,
I am perhaps your most important customer. Every day I wake up at 4:45am just to enjoy a cup of your delicious tea! Throughout the day it is all I drink. Then at night I wind down with a good book and a mug full of tea. I only drink tea made by your fine company.
Just the other day, a grand idea hit me. What limits me to drinking it? Why can’t I eat it as well? So I started opening up your tea bags and sprinkling the contents on sandwiches, steaks, sliced pepperoni, etc. And what a wonderful idea this was! I just had to have more!
Now I eat them whole – bag, string, tag, everything! Mmm, scrumptious. You should try this! I know I can’t be the only person who does this. You must have some sort of customer base who eats tea bags.
Thus I propose the following: TeaBites, the revolutionary new bite-sized tea bags only from The Republic of Tea™! “The only bite-sized tea bags with a kick!” Now available in cinnamon.
Let me know what you think of my idea! Please write back!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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