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August 28, 2006
London Philharmonic Orchestra 89 Albert Embankment London SE1 7TP United Kingdom
Dear London Philharmonic Orchestra,
I was wondering if you would be interested in performing my latest composition, “The Waffles of Venice.” It is a beautifully moving, deeply inspiring full-orchestra movement that is guaranteed to bring tears to your eyes (then make you chuckle with its crazy 7 minute tuba solo).
Twelve years of my life were spent traveling through Italy; I stayed in the beautiful city of Venice for three of those years. I made my living as one of those rower guys, who sings traditional Italian opera-like songs while rowing couples through the streets of Venice in a funny-looking boat. Many couples confronted me about my mistranslated lyrics and horrible singing voice, but I just kept on singing. I didn’t want to ruin the romantic atmosphere. Plus I don’t speak Italian, so I couldn’t effectively argue with them.
I was rowing some people down a watery street one day when I smelled the most mouth-watering aroma… the delicious scent of waffles in the Venetian suburbs! I looked up and saw the most beautiful waffles I had ever seen, perched atop a windowsill to cool in the summer breeze. It was so inspiring that I wrote some music for it! The problem is, I have no one to play it. So technically, I have never heard it. (I hope it doesn’t suck)
Please let me know if you are willing to play this! I will conduct if necessary. I look forward to your correspondence.
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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