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August 30, 2006
Trader Joe’s Customer Relations 117 Kendrick Street Suite 700 Needham, MA 02494
Dear Trader Joe’s,
I am looking for “John the Baptist’s Pious TV Dinners.” They come in three different varieties, including the “Holy Ham and Martyred Mashed Potatoes Bowl,” “Canonized Chicken Strips in Sanctuary Sauce,” and everybody’s Post-Lent favorite, “Spiritual Sirloin with Clergy Corn.” I cannot find these delectable dinners anywhere, but I was referred to your store by a roadside “Mr. Potato Head” merchant. Please let me know if you carry them, and if so, where the closest store to my house is located. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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This is one of the quickest responses
I've ever received - but it's just my luck that Trader Joe's doesn't
carry my favorite delectable TV dinners... |
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