Kraft Foods Global, Inc.
Global Consumer Relations
1 Kraft Court
Glenview, IL 60025

September 27, 2007

Dear Kraft,

Do you still make Albert-O’s? It was the delicious crunchety cereal shaped like tiny Alberto Gonzaleses. Did this cereal “step down” from your product line? It was delicious. My taste buds are waging a civil war! “We want Albert-O’s!” they yell! Did other companies illegally eavesdrop on you and steal the secret of Albert-O’s? I hope you didn’t resign my favorite breakfast cereal. It was the cereal that goes “Crunch!” (as so many cereals are wont to do).

 

Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson

I guess it's bran flakes from now on...

Home