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Procter & Gamble Co. One Procter & Gamble Plaza Cincinnati, OH 45202
March 27, 2009
Well if it isn’t Procter & Gamble!
Hello there. Do you have days when you just want to rip out the back of your hair? I do. I will take a shower, get out and dry myself off, fix my hair, and look just fine. Moments later, in a shocking revelation, I will catch a glimpse of the back of my head in the mirror and I will shriek in abject horror!
In the politics of hair, the back of my head is an unruly anarchy! It must be overthrown, I say! Down with the anarchy! You do get my metaphor, right? Because I didn’t understand it the first time around, either.
Do you have a shampoo designed specifically for the back of my hair? Your Aussie shampoos work wonders for the top. Yes, I am aware that Aussie shampoos are for women, but I “accidentally” used my wife’s shampoo one day and I was hooked. Just like I got hooked on phonics two years ago. Wow, those phonics are awesome. What’s a phonic?
Listen, in times like these, guys like you and me have to stick together. We have to stick it to the man, but this is utterly impossible with an unmanageable Back of Your Head. That is why I am asking about shampoos for the back of your head.
I’d imagine the regular shampoo would be used first, then the Back of Your Head shampoo (that’s what it’s called, I think) is applied only on a select portion of your scalp. It’s sleek! It’s fine! It’s Back of Your Head Shampoo! Three flavors available; inquire within.
Please, let me know about this product. Do you make it? And why can’t I find it? You may have discontinued it. If so, bring it back. What stores still sell it? And do you even make it? Thank you. (Where can I find it.)
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson Goat Manager |
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