Planters Nuts

c/o Kraft Foods, Inc.
Three Lakes Drive

Northfield, IL 60093

April 2, 2007

Dear Planters,

I am reluctant to try new things. But my friends have been telling me all about the salty goodness of your nuts. Their mouths are always filled with your nuts at parties, and up until now I was not sure whether I wanted to put your nuts in my mouth too.

I have made up my mind: I want to try your nuts. Can you send me a sample? I want to put your nuts in my mouth. I heard they taste good.

Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson

Let me get this straight. The Planters factory produces millions of peanuts, but they don't have any lying around? Something seems off. Plus, WHERE ARE MY RECIPIES?

Planters Nuts

c/o Kraft Foods, Inc.

Three Lakes Drive

Northfield, IL 60093

May 12, 2007

Dear Planters,

I wrote you a letter on April 2 because I wanted to put your nuts in my mouth. My friends said this would be a good idea. Salty, mmm.

Then you wrote back saying you had no free samples, but that you had enclosed some recipes and that I would enjoy them. However, I can not enjoy NO RECIPES. You seem to have forgotten to place them in the envelope. Silly Planters.

I was wondering if you had the following specific recipes for my enjoyment: Kraft pineapple peanut butter cheese cake, Kraft whipped cereal bites™, and Kraft beer-batter hummus delite. Thank you, and please remember to ENCLOSE them this time.

Sincerely,

Kevin Dickinson

enclosure: picture of me

(NOTE: I didn't include an enclosure.)

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