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Calypso Cards 501 Gleasondale Road Stow, MA 01775
September 7, 2007
Dear Calypso Cards,
My friend Petunia recommended a visit to your website. She is always doing things like that. “I recommend a spoonful of sugar for your tulips,” she might say. Or “I recommend counting the gum on the sidewalk.”
Well, as I always do, I followed her advice and I sure was astounded! Never before had I laid my virgin eyes on such greeting card masterpieces. Seriously, good stuff.
But where, might I ask, are your Independence Day for Cats cards? I couldn’t find them anywhere. Why not? It’s an important holiday. On July 4, 1776, America was officially liberated from its mother country, Great Britain/England/the UK/Whatever. Men and women were free from the bonds of taxation without representation, whatever that means.
But what about the cats? There were cats in America on July 4, 1776. They were liberated too. No one celebrates their independence. Oh, sure, you cats just stay at home while we go watch a spectacular Fourth of July fireworks spectacular to celebrate our crapload of freedom! Here’s some catnip.
That is what most people say to their cats on July 4 at 5pm. Catnip? Such injustice was never served colder. How about, COME CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE WITH US CAT!!!
Every other leading card manufacturer has Independence Day for Cats cards. Where are yours? I think you’re discriminating against our fellow independent feline friends. Show some respect and get them in print!
Sincerely,
Kevin Dickinson |
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