NOTE: This letter was supposed to have been sent out on July 6, 2006, but I apparently forgot about it and did not find it again until April 2007. Not that it matters.

Hometown Grocery

5 Main Avenue South

Kulm, ND 58456

 

April 9, 2007

 

Dear Hometown Grocery,

 

I am looking for a product called “Captain Freckles’ Toasted Seaweed Pirate Poppers.” I scoured the internet looking for these, and the only store I found was yours. Do you still carry the only seaweed snack that goes “ARRRR!?” Other toasted seaweed products simply do not compare. (I am not looking for store brand here.)

 

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Kevin Dickinson

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