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Value
Pet & Tropical Fish Center
7951
S Crescent Blvd
Pennsauken, NJ 08109
July 7, 2007
Dear
Value Pet & Tropical Fish Center,
I am
a master sushi chef at Watashi wa Jouzu-ni Nihongo ga Hanase Masen
Restaurant. We don’t fool around at this restaurant. “Our sushi is a
serious matter,” we say.
It is
with great regret and misfortune that I see my own restaurant crumble
before my eyes. The remains of what was once a popular hangout for
sushi-lovers and sushi-strongly-likers alike is losing its appeal to the
local market. Why? Because the manager of Nihongo wa Watashi ni
Muzukashii-desu Restaurant is recruiting my customers. “Eigo-de
itte-kudasai,” he tells them. Our sushi come with free car wash.
I am
in dire need of new recipes. So, my friends, I turn to you: which fish,
particularly those that I can easily purchase from your store, produce
the highest “yum” factor when prepared as sushi? Better yet, please
inform me of any sushi recipes you may have lying around.
Please, I am begging for your assistance. Watashi wa Jouzu-ni Nihongo ga
Hanase Masen Restaurant will return to fame! The seaweed you sell as
props for fish tanks—is it edible? Do you sell rice at your store?
Thank
you for taking the time to answer my questions, and as always,
“Konnichiwa sayounara sumo Nagasaki.” May your troubles be paired
with rice and enjoyed as a delicious side-dish.
Sincerely,

Kevin
Dickinson
Master Sushi Chef |