"Food and e-mail... a combination fit for the gods." -Zak

 

Wait, how the hell did you get here? Oh, yeah, probably that link on the front page. Or maybe you had a seizure and your hands hit the keyboard in a such a manner as to type in this exact URL. Anyway, these are Zak Eisen's letters.

2005 Letters
11 Clock People
10 America's Army
9 Free Trial CDs
8 envelope My Pet Onion is Dead
7 Search Engine Showdown
6 Deer Park
5 Literary Dilemma
4 legend Stolen Tumor
3 envelope Birthday Card
2 Running Out of Ink
1 A Letter to Walt Disney