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Yahoo! Inc.
701 First Avenue
Dear Sir Yahoo, (I was impressed to hear about your recent knighting)
This has certainly been a long time coming. We here at Google Inc. are calling you out. That’s right, we want to settle this fight fair and square. Then we will see who really is the best and, more importantly, strongest search engine.
This is how it’s going to go down. Your five best fighters against our five best fighters. It’ll be in the back alley behind our offices. (We’ll just kindly ask the bums to leave.)
Our company has just recently opened a new branch dedicated solely to cage fighting and self-defense. So, you know, you better bring you’re A-game. And stuff.
Your Favorite Enemy,
Zachary Eisen Google King
P.S. You’ll be screaming “Yahoo!” as we whoop your butts. P.P.S. We won’t be screaming “Google!” because that doesn’t make any freaking sense. |
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